elijah danielVerified account

the first time i met you i was like “damn.... this dude is TALL”

the first time i met you i thought "damn... this dude orders sandwiches at dominos and that's it"

FIRST TIME I SAW YOU I WAS SAD TO SEE WHAT THE UGLIEST HANSON BROTHER HAD BECOME BUT HERE WE ARE

you look like the kid from home alone went into a hot topic was like "yo damn it'd be sick if i could be a mannequin here"

YOU LOOK LIKE ELLEN DEGENERES IF SHE WAS BORN IN A TRASH CAN AND ATE NOTHING BUT GMOS

STOP ARGUING UR ALL FUCKING UGLY U LOOK LIKE CAST OF A DISNEY CHANNEL HOME IMPROVEMENT REBOOT SHUT UP

HEY GOODMORNING DUMBSHIT, @GNASH AND I HUNG OUT WITHOUT YOU TODAY, HOW MANY HOURS DOES IT TAKE TO DRAW ON YOUR LITTLE FACE TATTOOS ???

WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISNT US, THE THREE FUCKSKETEERS