you have a little brother
one time my little brother tried to “balance himself” on a pencil by sitting on it & the pencil stabbed so far into his ass cheek that there’s still a piece in there & he just got accepted to one of the top colleges how dumb were full house lady’s kids that she had to drop 500k
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i have 8 siblings
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one time my cat peed on my homework and i turned it in
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Same but my bird
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The shock value to this is small. Emotional trauma is at a high.pic.twitter.com/6zk4doSz4D
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my brother got a full ride to princeton after putting crisco lard on a bagel thinking it was cream cheese
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DID HE EAT THE WHOLE THING?! I NEED TO KNOW
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it really runs in the family huh
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Omg that happened to a kid at my elementary school in 5th grade and after they called the ambulance they threatened to expell us if we ever brought it up again
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