i just got an invite to _________’s grammys afterparty and it says “NO PHONES ALLOWED” like what the fuck am i supposed to do stand there and pretend i like talking to people just so y’all don’t get caught on snapchat doing coke fuck u
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Lmao show up with a landline out of spite
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And then stand in the corner and yell into it "MOM PLEASE COME PICK ME UP EVERYONES DOING DRUGS"
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I CANT BREATHE
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DO IT
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SHOW UP WITH A PAGER BAHAHAHHAHA
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