me: [to girl at bar] so whats ur story girl: have you seen jaws me: yes girl: [opening her mouth to reveal impressive rows of fangs] pretty much the exact same as that me: haha oh nice. [swirling my straw in my drink] ur hot lol
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im calling E! news bc there's about to be a whole new beef scoop
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don’t get entertainment tonight plz they always use ugly pics of me
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oh my god
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