my uncle had a pet cougar once and his apartment building at the time got set on fire so when the firefighters came he was like ‘my cat’s in there!!!’ and when they went up to go save the ‘cat’ they found a huge ass puma in a cage in the garage
I keep thinking y’all are lying about these insane ass stories and then you’re backing them up with articles about them and i—just what the fuck
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when i was in high school a girl gave her enemies cum cupcakes, well they were referred to as “cum cakes”pic.twitter.com/VPP726BAtJ
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i mean this happened at my old high school. it scared the shit out of everyonepic.twitter.com/mFZ6Iiw4tP
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people really thought we were gonna die but it ended up to be nothing
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The most exciting thing that happened when I was in high school was an entrance sign being misspelled for months and nobody noticingpic.twitter.com/kdTLGbw4FA
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At my high school a kid baked cupcakes for his friends and for one kid he hated he baked his cum into the cupcake
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A few years ago one of our senators stepped down because people found out he was a furry https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2017/09/08/councilman-resigning-after-secret-furry-life-revealed/amp/ …
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