these are hilarious and sad. i’ve read so many
these replies are 2,000 of the wildest childhood stories I’ve ever fuckin heard jesus christhttps://twitter.com/elijahdaniel/status/1086006279145836544 …
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i have many more but it would be too many to tweet
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this is why we spend all our time on twitter because we can’t afford therapy
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make a video
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My brother once stabbed another kid in the eye with a fork bc this other kid got the last cake in the canteen
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I feel like your brother may have some anger issues.
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Omg just thought of a good one!! My husband (boyfriend at the time) stayed the night at my moms with me and her brother came out there to hang out, they started drinking he called me a slut so I punched him in the face and fought with my mom all night to the point she tried
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And that’s just one mom story!! I have so many! Like one time my mother the drug addict ask for narcos in front of me when I thought she was clean, she then forced me to drive her and her man to Oklahoma and my parents had to come get us cause it got serious
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omg one time my dog got ran over and he started like limping and we thought it was just his leg that got messed up but he slowly started dying in front of us and that was literally the saddest thing to ever happen
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i have some but theyre just sad lol not funny
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