One time my mom did crack and somehow ended up in Mexico for a few weeks leaving us without food.
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i would love to know more about this vacation
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one time my dad did crack and forgot i existed for three months
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and one time he drove a stolen car thru a gas station and ended up in jail for half my life and he was a care salesman at the time
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my stepdad threatens to push me into a volcano and snort my ashes mixed with coke all the time does that sound okay
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no we all had traumatic childhoods
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of course not that’s why we need to get sent to the ranch
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my uncle drank right before midnight mass, and so when asked if he's going to church he said "yea, i'm gonna be the priest"
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one time i was tweaking really hard and my mom could tell so she made me sit down and eat a huge plate of mashed potatoes while she watched
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Did you do it again? I need mom advice for when my 3 boys grow up
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