some dude jumped on my railing last night during my party and started screaming and i said what the fuck are you doing you fucking idiot stop and he goes “sorry i was just tryna be stone cold steve austin” and truly thats the only valid excuse
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Party Milk Guy is the new brand
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Love that for him
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the party screaming guy was probably felony steve
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milk is gross i’d rather be the party screaming guy
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why cant he be both
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THEN WHO IS THE PARTY SCREAMING GUY?


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HAHAHSJSHS
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what about a party screaming milk guy
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