some dude jumped on my railing last night during my party and started screaming and i said what the fuck are you doing you fucking idiot stop and he goes “sorry i was just tryna be stone cold steve austin” and truly thats the only valid excuse
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it was
@awsten and you can’t change my mind
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sounds about right
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