Mom if you’re seeing this tweet you know what I want
imagine it’s Christmas morning, u run down the stairs excited to open gifts, there’s nothing under ur tree — ur parents give you their phone and says “merry christmas,” it’s just a cameo of me saying they wished u were aborted
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what parent is gonna pay you for anything
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honestly, i would never ask for anything for Christmas ever again because that’s just the best damn gift ever
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jokes on u,,, they already tell me that and we dont do christmas
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I will literally tell my mother to do this to me omfg
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SJFJDHSHSHH
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I don’t have stairs
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i mean my mom actually did almost abort me so you’re not far off
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okay so who’s mum didn’t want there child? Come on... own up
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