WOWWWW u tryna fuck a sleep paralysis demon when I’m laying right next to you smfh 
can the stupid fucking sleep paralysis demon do something productive for once and just like suck my dick or something instead of kneeling on my chest or standing in the corner like i don’t have time for your spooky shit bitch halloween is over now
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The disrespect..
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like he ain't paying rent get tf out my house
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Can the demon clean my house or some shit instead of scaring me
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Honeslty
He just like stands by my door, like dude, your part of the rent is $250 Pay it or LEAVEThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I always have sleep paralysis when I fall asleep on my couch, go to sleep with severe depression/suicidal thoughts, or cry myself to sleep.
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Gotta watch out for the bent neck lady
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I used to get sleep paralysis a lot but I started putting this lavender spray on my pillow and it hasn’t happened since. Maybe try it out?
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but genuinely are you okay?
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