Wait rlly
i get detained at every customs every time i fly internationally and then i have to explain to them that i was only on the no-fly lists for trying to throw a dildo at the president of the united states thanks trump every customs agent thinks it’s hilarious and high fives me
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Cuz if so I stan
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And then the whole airport clapped
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Does this mean ur in Toronto now
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i love that for u
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it’s true i was the suitcases
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Maybe you should have hit him with it. Right upside the head.
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what else could he have thrown?
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