storytime: remember when everyone on twitter responded to tweets with FUCK MY BUSSY WITH A RAKE TILL I THROW UP YOUR CUM & shit? well my ex didn’t understand twitter and thought i was cheating on him with a bunch of harry styles fan accounts and i had to break up with him
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so in conclusion, stan Twitter once actually broke up my relationship.
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It’s funny.
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Were you dating Lil xan?
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jesus christ fuck
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This is why I don’t fuck with locals
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I would've been jealous that you got benedict cumberbatch too
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i should’ve read this last night whilst on acid i’d of died
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