LUNCHable elijah not BREAKFASTable
a woman came to my door today and said “im with the census bureau, do you know what that is?” and i was like “i ate a lunchable for breakfast”
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but like breakfast for dinner tastes better than breakfast for breakfast so i can relate
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Shoulda asked her if shes heard Four Loko yet
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stop exposing me
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I love when people come to my door. I usually just ignore them.
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why didn’t you scream at her to buy your album
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I've had census people come to my door and ask "are your parents home?" I am the parent sir.
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did u ask her if shes using itunes so she can buy your album? not sponsored i swea-
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