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elijah daniel
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oh fucking who cares shit ur baby out ur front butt and chill it’s legal if you’re in danger of dying nobody is out here tryna be pregnant for 9 months just to abort it as a flex shut up twitter.com/humansinchaos/
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HUGE TRUMP PRANK NEED HELP:
GONNA NEED EVERYONE FOR THIS ONE LMAO, OK SO THE PLAN IS YOU FUCKING REGISTER TO VOTE AND ON
NOVEMBER 3RD,nWE ALL GO VOTE HIM OUT LMAOOOOO
all this video alleges to me is that malia obama is dope as fuck
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WATCH: Leaked Video Alleges To Show Malia Obama Blowing Smoke Rings trib.al/KbzP3zG
Anonymous apparently now been hacking Chicago PD radios all night and playing polka music and Fuck The Police so the cops can’t communicate about protests lmfao
ahead of pride month Trump’s administration put a ban on embassy’s flying pride flags.
so as of today, I am now the owner of Hell, Michigan. I bought the whole town.
And my first act as owner, I have renamed my town to Gay Hell, MI.
The only flags allowed to fly are pride.
im literally blocked on twitter by the president of the united states of america i really fucking love 2017
all im saying is it’s legal to pee yourself in police cars if you get arrested and say “i have to pee” and then they have to clean them and decommission the cars for 24hrs, possibly 48hrs due to the pandemic and the LAPD only has 6,000~ total vehicles so.
well ur looking in the shirt department u fuckin idiot twitter.com/aaron_clarey/s
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what a beautiful photo that you ruined by opening your gas station glory hole mouth and inserting an opinion nobody asked for.
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Woman cradles and protects child. Man carries and protects both. This is how it ought to be, despite what your gender studies professor says
Monks have now joined the #BlackLivesMatter protests in Berlin. Imagine being so shitty that you piss off witches, amish AND monks.
HELPPPPPP dollskill ceo is now tryna sue me but sent the wrong type of legal document and ... it is for calling her a ‘shitty racist aliexpress knockoff’ in an Instagram comment I’m cryinGGGGG someone get ur girl plz HAHAHHAHA 😭😭😭😭
my lawyers are literally filing a lawsuit against donald trump right now im DYING
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bro if u suddenly wanna fuck a kid bc he wears makeup that’s on u fuckin creepy ass motherfucker everyone else’s first thought was “dope makeup” u the one out here making it sexual seek help
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The normalization of pedophilia continues as a major newspaper promotes the sexualization of a young boy.
ted cruz liking porn on twitter on 9/11 is wild there's literally no way we don't live in the matrix
does the riverdale fanbase know the show sucks and don’t care or do they just not know
tell ur friends u love them, talk to people about ur problems, let ur friends know they're not alone. know u arent alone. idk. im sad. depression isnt trendy its an awful rotting feeling. lil peep deserved a happy ending.
jesus fucking christ twitter.com/Breaking911/st
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RIP Derrick Scott. They’re only releasing these videos now hoping they go under the radar, do not let them. #BlackLivesMatter
i was waiting for my uber and this homeless guy sits down next to me and goes "wanna yell at people with me?" lmfaooooo
being gay isn’t a “CHOICE” i was straight until 2005 when i was forced into homosexuality by chris evans wearing just a towel in fantastic four
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that time I became a best selling author because I wrote a 20 page trump erotic novel
when starbucks doesnt have your venti iced chai pumpkin spice unicorn latte with two shots of espresso and also you’re a racist twitter.com/meggmaynor/sta
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the biggest discovery of 2017 is that david archuleta is still fuckable
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As of today, August 30th, 2017 I am the legal mayor of Hell, Michigan. This is real. I am the mayor of Hell.
all i see is an old guy falling on his own?
bro absolutely fuck you fall off the face of this fucking planet please god you are fucking gross people are being teargassed and shot at and you’re fucking LOOTING a mall.... fuck you. t.co/Jrhm7RBgnn
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good morning just a reminder that it’s been 10 years since 3oh!3 said “tell ur boyfriend if he says he has beef that im a vegetarian and i ain’t fuckin scared of him” and it’s still the hardest lyric of all time
warning: a lot of influencers have been confirmed to me testing positive for COVID-19 after the influencer parties, like a LOT. And they aren’t saying anything & aren’t warning people they came in contact with after.
If you attended, get tested. yall caused an outbreak. thanks!
my sister goes to fuckin college with malia obama and called me & was sad because she got less than an a+ on a test like...i threw up on a gas station pump at 1pm in wine country in front of a bunch of rich ppl last week u really think ur EVER gonna be the family disappointment?
ill pay the full salary of any LAPD cop who quits and joins the protest
2018 is wild as hell
FUCK IT! NOBODY WANTS TO SAY IT SO:
BRYAN SINGER IS STILL OPERATING A SEX RING, AND HAS BEEN FOR TWO DECADES.
EXPOSÉ THREAD ON HOW HE IS *STILL* CONTINUING IT AFTER BEING CAUGHT, NOW USING YOUNG INFLUENCERS.
For legal reason, everything in this thread is alleged. #BryanSinger
#BlackLivesMatters protests are NOT over, do not let anyone tell you this is dying down. Movement. Not trend.
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white youtubers reacting to their 23&Me DNA test results is my new genre on youtube twitter.com/WesternWatchma
me too bitch ur not special
it's 2am and im really emotional about how proud lil yachty's dad is of him on instagram
im not ex-gay im still gay
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(Ex) Gay Mayor of Hell, Michigan Declares Heterosexuality Illegal: bit.ly/2xPy47d Just @elijahdaniel doing the Lord's work. 
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i just recorded for NBC & i ended with “STAN BTS,” and the NBC host goes “and stream stay gold” im cryingggggggggg
anyway congrats to james charles for hitting 15M subscribers this is such a huge milestone and step towards influencer representation in the media
THESE VIDEOS ARE SO FUNNY. OHIO UNIVERSITY, YOU HAVE TRULY OUTDONE YOURSELF.
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he was born w no eyes and nobody wanted him so obviously now i have a tiny no eyed snake
if y’all dumbasses can make that vile gremlin lil tay trend i want mari copeny to trend. don’t popularize dumb shit then complain when dumb shit is popular. make being a good person the new trend.
say it with me, mari copeny is an ICON.
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YES, katlin bennett is a gross, rude, disrespectful, disgusting woman who has made fun of all kinds of people, harassed children, etc but does THAT give you the right to fuckin treat her like this??? yes lmaooooo those claps between where ur diaper sent me twitter.com/iucipur/status
if god didn't create me to be gay then why my dick fit in ur mans mouth so well
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Being Gay/Lesbian isn't normal at all. I'm sorry but that is a fact. God never created man to be w man and woman to be w woman.
this tweet is scarier than any haunted house I’ve ever been in
happy pride month as u all are aware it is illegal to be straight this month and if i see any hetero shit i will report u to the police
opened animal crossing tom nook said “where have you been?” Protesting you raggedy bitch where have YOU been w ur silent ass
tati: I just wanted to say thank you all for coming to my birthday dinner
james: Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only sati
im totally not condoning violence im just saying men who punch nazis are statistically proven to be 200% more likely to have massive fucking anaconda cocks
i was so ready to see kylie jenner eat a fuckin dead bird but it was just a turkey sandwich why are vegans so extra
hi everyone, meet Shoddy Lynn, the owner of , praising the police for shooting peaceful protestors outside her store.
do not ever shop there again.
do not even accept a brand deal from them again.
take a fucking stand.
trans community you are so deeply loved, appreciated and valid. fuck our president, fuck transphobes. im so sorry. you deserve more. you will get it. 💙
dave i wasn’t allowed to get married until like 4 years ago so how bout u just shut the fuck up t.co/ba7E3PT06k
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LAPD TURNED OFF BODYCAMS. RECORD EVERYTHING. THEY ARE ESCALATING IT. #LosAngelesProtests
JK Rowling has made one good series and thinks she wrote the fucking bible like bitch you didn’t invent wizards but u turning into a dementor real fast
joe jonas just came up to christine and said he's a fan and she said "cool do u want a pic" i can't breathe
NOT JAKE PAUL JACKING MY SONG BEAT AND FLOW ABOUT SUCKING DICK LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I RLY NEED A BREAK.
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me: h-
girls into crystals: twitter.com/iamblackbear/s
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old man has two visible swastikas spray him again
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my dad was in the hospital all weekend & he's fine now but my moms phone changed doctor to waka flocka when she told me & im still laughing
you ain’t clapping anyone up pussy ass bitch, you’ve cried outside my house and then left when u found out it was mine cuz u didn’t want smoke lmao u duck out EVERY time you see me. you’ve left parties just bc i was there. shut your fuckin mouth, ohio. go cry in ur lambo. twitter.com/jakepaul/statu
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IF YOU ARE UNDOCUMENTED GET OUT OF THE PROTESTS RIGHT NOW
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THEYRE CALLING ICE TELL EVERYONE THAT IS UNDOCUMENTED TO GET OUT
????????????? so did the pandemic just stop????? half of LA can’t even go visit their families for the holidays and the other half is on instagram with 500 ppl dressed as cats or fuckin harley quinn
isnt it fucking horrifying and sad that some of our parents were alive for the previous movements and protests, and are somehow still on the wrong side? like... what were their views then?
all i know is somehow a generation that stayed silent birthed the loudest fucking one.
straight ppl are outraged I said they can't go to a town they didn't even know existed with a population of 72 & that's so fucking funny
yes jake because people are being killed that means you can be a tool this is perfect logic and i see nothing wrong with it
one time i was jogging and these two kids on bikes yelled "SKINNY FAGGOT" at me and my first thought was “oh my god.....they think im skinny???”
BRUH THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS JUST SAID MILEY CYRUS COULDNT MAKE IT SO HERES JAKE PAUL PUT ME IN MY GRAVE
it's annoying when people hate me for no reason bc there's so many good reasons to hate me just like pick one
if u don’t help short ppl see the show at concerts ur an asshole
PLEASE NOTE: I was told by medics yesterday anyone providing medical care to LA protests to PUT RED CROSSES ON YOURSELF. MAKE IT SEEN. FRONT & BACK. ON YOUR MEDIC BAG TOO, it can not be confiscated. You cannot be arrested or shot at, even past curfew. You are essential.
you're so embarrassing
POV: before and after you fuck around and find out.
sorry you lost your job and then your wife left you right after, i liked her Facebook status tho.
Told you I’m not the one.
depression tip!!✨✨
if u have anxiety 😥 or sad 😢 try summering in Italy 🇮🇹!!! that always makes me feel better ☺️🙈 Hope that helps
If I’m ever in danger I will tweet the phrase “Big Bang Theory is so funny” that way you guys know it’s something i would never fucking say
I was today years old when I found out Michael Bay & team publicly called Megan Fox a “trailer trash pornstar” for speaking out against his sexual harassment on HER WHEN SHE WAS 15 and that’s why the media painted her the way they did for years..... fuck everyone. twitter.com/thisisnotahmad
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nah, grow the fuck up . i don’t care what “drama” this was in regards to, you are STILL partying during a pandemic that has left 149,000 people dead. you are adults. tell your millions of followers this is NOT OK and go fucking quarantine yourselves
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Tana Mongeau says “Listen, we don’t f**king care” in video where she and Erika Costell appear to be in house party. Tana went to 2 other COVID parties at Jake Paul’s house and Hype House. Notably, James Charles apologized yesterday for Hype House party. What are your thoughts?
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it’s pride month so you legally have to listen to me: all cis ppl, join me in putting our pronouns in our bio to help stop this attacking of trans people on twitter, it will make it harder for them to find targets and will help normalize pronouns✨🌈
the royal wedding had 29 million viewers and shane’s docuseries got 30 million who’s the real royalty
you looted a bottle of vodka from pf changs
you looted a bottle of vodka from pf changs
you looted a bottle of vodka from pf changs
"they're pretty religious so try to behave yourself please"
me:
bryce hall pissed off a balcony into a lobby of people at playlist live, he doesn’t give a fuck about anyone or public safety, he’s also a fuckin bitch. he just wants to be the next jake paul. let him fade away.
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Bryce Hall and Sway House throw massive party in Hollywood Hills with over a hundred people. The Sway boys recently moved from Bel Air to a secluded house in the Hollywood Hills. Party was broken by LAPD around 4am. This is a long thread. What are your thoughts @MayorOfLA?
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