Elijah Barron

@elijahbarron_

The tougher it gets the cooler I get

Fort Worth
Instagram.com/elijahbarron
Joined August 2014
Born on August 29
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    25 Apr 2015

    If I were a cereal, my nutritional facts would say 99% cool-esterol

    3 retweets 14 likes
  2. Jun 8

    I am so confused how elections work in England...

    1 like
  3. Jun 7

    Wow my former "friend" just sent me this

    1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
  4. Jun 7

    Omg 2 Chainz wants to thank me!!

    1 reply
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Not photoshopped

    18 replies 153 retweets 1,206 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    I only eat a restaurants that guy fieri has approved

    1 reply 19 retweets 39 likes
  7. Retweeted
    May 24

    Daughter farted on my head. I made her go to her room. She slammed the door and this was on the outside.

    23 replies 908 retweets 3,353 likes
  8. Retweeted
    May 21

    Hey it's your uber driver am outside

    209 replies 35,988 retweets 88,957 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 17

    The law won but he put up a good fight

    82 replies 16,381 retweets 24,825 likes
  10. Jun 1

    Even the supreme court can't all smile at the same time

    Here they are, ladies and gents, your SCOTUS class of 2017, courtesy of the great Scotty Applewhite of
    1 like
  11. Retweeted
    May 31

    This was a plot of a Full House episode

    This poor guy missed his graduation because his train was delayed, so his subway car threw him one. ❤️ this city.
    4 replies 137 retweets 688 likes
  12. Retweeted
    May 25

    We have special fidget spinners for those who like to break the LAW. – at Palm Beach County Sherriff’s Office

    32 replies 983 retweets 1,622 likes
  13. May 26

    This third grader told me he’s in detention because he’s using another kid as one of his pawns— to do his dirty work.

    3 likes
  14. May 25

    I got donkey address labels in the mail today

    3 likes
  15. Retweeted
    May 24

    I was worried that the new Spider-Man wouldn't feature any people, so this poster is very reassuring.

    6 replies 122 retweets 541 likes
  16. Retweeted
    May 24

    Highway To The Sequel Zone: Tom Cruise Says 'Top Gun 2' Is Happening

    44 replies 82 retweets 139 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Mar 17

    posting a sc story for 1 specific person to see is the modern day equivalent of gatsby hosting elaborate parties in hopes that daisy attends

    111 replies 30,161 retweets 61,709 likes
  18. Retweeted
    May 22

    "Who paid for you?" he whispered. But the old wall keeps her secrets.

    2,118 replies 169,879 retweets 404,031 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 23

    27 replies 1,275 retweets 3,497 likes
  20. May 22

    I’ve been missing out on this game “Despite Luigi’s warnings against taking candy from strangers, Mario eats candy offered to him by Bowser"

    2 likes
  21. Retweeted
    May 21

    NAILED IT

    8 replies 14 retweets 55 likes

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