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it's called last pass because it's the last password you'll have before your account gets hacked
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I love Monzo Flex so much
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..interesting news
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NEW: Twitter is shutting down its data center in Sacramento and downsizing another in Atlanta by early Jan, likely as a cost saving measure. This means a huge amount of traffic will be shifted to its remaining data centers, which could result in increased instability.
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The pile of laundry on my floor garnered 1,567 views but no engagements.
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I love my friends
sometimes I wonder if having a pop punk playlist as my musical alarm every morning is changing me as a person
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Hey! Use this link and get 10% off with TaxScouts, they'll do your tax return for just £134
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if you want a man to crumble, tell him you can’t hear the difference between the sound coming from the tv and the sound bar
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this seems fun but why does it need a human name if you don't even talk to it 🥲💀🪦
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It's ready! 
Introducing Ellie - your email assistant! 
Ellie is powered by @OpenAI and will learn your writing style and reply to emails as if you wrote them 
If you want to be an early user, please retweet and comment below and I'll send you an invite code! 
Introducing Ellie - your email assistant!
Ellie is powered by @OpenAI and will learn your writing style and reply to emails as if you wrote them
If you want to be an early user, please retweet and comment below and I'll send you an invite code! Show this thread
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I haven't talked about my work a lot recently, but I've got some big personal news! 🤯
Last year I joined to build verb.ai, an AI-enhanced writing app for fiction writers!
Today, we shipped! ⛴
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Today, we’re thrilled to launch Verb, an AI-enhanced writing app for fiction writers! 
Verb helps you write, brainstorm, plan, and get feedback on your work.
Sign up for free at verb.ai!
Read on for more on our thinking 
Verb helps you write, brainstorm, plan, and get feedback on your work.
Sign up for free at verb.ai!
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power cut at my restaurant in Shoreditch 👀⚡
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the greatest shame in Britain is getting a reprimand from a pre-recorded tfl bus announcement, it's not even an original crime
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Breakthrough in nuclear fusion announced by scientists, bringing us a step closer to a potential source of near-limitless clean energy
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cloud cover is an urban Ugly Christmas Jumper™
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Happy holidays
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today is Taylor Swift’s birthday.
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today is Taylor Swift’s birthday.
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Big Butterknife™ must be stopped
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I have tweeted this before and I will tweet it again: if you are a food establishment and you serve *any* food on thick/toasted sourdough bread you better be serving that with a serrated knife🔪🍴🗡️
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Great entries, all! I've gone for these half Chelsea half wellie for errands today. Let's see what the evening holds...
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Londoners, what shoes are you wearing out there today?
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Very cool
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Wikipedia’s best secret link: see articles about nearby places! en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:N
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Hanging in there
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that's actually my emotional support thick sub-zero london killer fog
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This story is unreal as are the responses from the company 😂
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The interview with Liz Upton, Raspberry Pi's CMO (and wife of its CEO), was wild, from claiming without evidence the backlash was orchestrated on Discord, to blaming it on not using a content warning for a pic of sausages on Mastodon buzzfeednews.com/article/chriss
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happy -3° in London to those who celebrate 💀
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small win today: I found the missing pair for my single fingerless mitten! I had been looking for it. I suspect now that that I had individually found each mitten in pushing, thinking it was the same mitten that I had simply moved and just never seen the both of them together
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I sent the selfies to the ai too
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my relationship with Twitter dot com in a nutshell
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hey Eli, what did you spend the last 6 weeks of 2022 doing?
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Staring at my ‘23 professional plans and rethinking everything…
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The no-bones-est of days
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Omg RIP Noodle
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YES, LOVE
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It's official: France bans short haul domestic flights in favour of train travel
#ClimateAction
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