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NYE experiment: for 90 days, make every decision heavily prioritizing future self over momentary desires. How do you feel on day 91?
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We have an irrational attachment to our money and an irrational detachment from our health.
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Apple's three-way calling feature on iPhone is an embarrassing disaster. Please fix.
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The Bluetooth standard needs a root canal. Settings -> Bluetooth -> Connect ... Connect ... Connect ... Connect. Every. Single. Time.
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Noise Canceling Headphones: 1 - Really Loud Fire Truck: 0
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(2) "Husband Catches Wife Crying While Doing Laundry. Then, She Tells Him The Shocking Truth, [she's blind and he was watching over her]"
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(1) New browser plugin: update the title of linkbate posts on Facebook to include a 3 sentence summary and spoiler.
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New service: Uber for, "bring me a Pilot G2 .05mm fine point pen"
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Eli Alford-Jones Retweeted
MergerTech Accepts Bitcoin For Startup Sales Services http://coinde.sk/WRKjNK pic.twitter.com/UNG3Bbiig0
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Airline marketing is 10+ years out of date. AA sends me emails like "Fall Sale Ending Soon." Why not, "Based on your flight history..."
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“The PRISM Details Matter” by
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It's funny to me that NDAs include "know-how" as a form of legitimate intellectual property.
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Friend says he is "that guy who walks around in underwear". I think: me also. Now occurs this is narcissistic delusion of all condo dwellers
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my new hobby: consciously developing my own private superstitions, then actually starting to believe in them.
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Great Oregonian coverage today of the PDX financial technology scene from
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I wish I would have had http://quora.com as a kid.
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The pets would get lots of love until they find their permanent home, and the person would get a companion to help get through a hard time.
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The Humane Society should have a pet loan program for people suffering from loss of a loved one or separation of a long term relationship.
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