Eli Alford-Jones

@elialfordj

Founder of Paydici. Financial technology aficionado.

Portland, OR
Joined July 2008

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  1. 1 Dec 2015

    NYE experiment: for 90 days, make every decision heavily prioritizing future self over momentary desires. How do you feel on day 91?

  2. 29 Sep 2015

    We have an irrational attachment to our money and an irrational detachment from our health.

  3. 25 Sep 2015

    Apple's three-way calling feature on iPhone is an embarrassing disaster. Please fix.

  4. 16 Apr 2015

    The Bluetooth standard needs a root canal. Settings -> Bluetooth -> Connect ... Connect ... Connect ... Connect. Every. Single. Time.

  5. 30 Mar 2015

    Noise Canceling Headphones: 1 - Really Loud Fire Truck: 0

  6. 25 Mar 2015

    (2) "Husband Catches Wife Crying While Doing Laundry. Then, She Tells Him The Shocking Truth, [she's blind and he was watching over her]"

  7. 25 Mar 2015

    (1) New browser plugin: update the title of linkbate posts on Facebook to include a 3 sentence summary and spoiler.

  8. 28 Feb 2015

    New service: Uber for, "bring me a Pilot G2 .05mm fine point pen"

  9. Retweeted
    10 Sep 2014

    MergerTech Accepts Bitcoin For Startup Sales Services

  10. 26 Sep 2013

    Airline marketing is 10+ years out of date. AA sends me emails like "Fall Sale Ending Soon." Why not, "Based on your flight history..."

  11. 12 Jun 2013
  12. 6 Jun 2013

    It's funny to me that NDAs include "know-how" as a form of legitimate intellectual property.

  13. 24 May 2013

    Friend says he is "that guy who walks around in underwear". I think: me also. Now occurs this is narcissistic delusion of all condo dwellers

  14. 24 May 2013

    my new hobby: consciously developing my own private superstitions, then actually starting to believe in them.

  15. 16 Feb 2013
  16. 6 Feb 2013

    I wish I would have had as a kid.

  17. 30 Dec 2012

    The pets would get lots of love until they find their permanent home, and the person would get a companion to help get through a hard time.

  18. 30 Dec 2012

    The Humane Society should have a pet loan program for people suffering from loss of a loved one or separation of a long term relationship.

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