Eli Ablaza

@EliAblaza

Suits. Tattoos. Comedy. Law and Liberty.

Denver, CO
Joined July 2008

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  1. Retweeted
    Jan 17

    Trump putting up a gaudy Jumbotron that blocks the view of the Lincoln Memorial is a perfect metaphor for his administration.

  2. 26 Jun 2016
  3. 23 Jun 2016

    Waiting for . Manager: Sorry, but the movie won't start. Me: Sorry, but if we leave the Aliens have won.

  4. 1 Apr 2016

    [Insert annual-socially-acceptable LIE here]

  5. 24 Mar 2016

    With one word Batman becomes both a total momma's boy and Superman's BFF =

  6. 28 Sep 2015
  7. 23 Sep 2015

    With only 5 days left until basic . . . "Nobody [but me] messes with the DO!" @…

  8. 23 Sep 2015

    "You're a [princess], Derek!" @ Lake Conroe

  9. 23 Sep 2015
  10. 18 Sep 2015

    The Scythed Chariot by Mercedels-Benz @ benjy's in…

  11. 17 Sep 2015

    Put me in, coach! @ The Houston Polo Club

  12. 13 Sep 2015
  13. 10 Sep 2015

    Dominating the swing with my brother, a true "Throwback Thursday!"

  14. 10 Sep 2015

    How beautifully unoriginal . . . @ Menil Collection

  15. 10 Sep 2015
  16. 6 Sep 2015
  17. 5 Sep 2015

    Definition of My Perfect Saturday @ Agora Houston

  18. 4 Sep 2015

    An hour later . . . I'm almost there (in the front door)! @ Killen's BBQ

  19. 27 Aug 2015
  20. 26 Aug 2015

    Flight already delayed 4X + Forced to throw away 5lbs of luggage it gets better, right? – at Denver International Airport (DEN)

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