Eλf Sternberg

@elfsternberg

Writer of science fiction, fantasy, and gleeful smut. Coder in Rust, Racket, Python, JS, and Go. Father of two amazing adults now. He/him.

Seattle, WA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2008.

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    when editing, you can delete words 95% of the time. You don’t need em. Just delete your entire manuscript, turn off your laptop, walk outside & find a bog, let the peat reclaim you under its mossy blanket

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    Do bans work or not? MAKE 👏 A 👏DAMN👏 CHOICE 👏

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  3. The thing about Zach Snyder's Man of Steel is that it's amazingly obvious how heterosexual everyone working on it was:

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  4. OH: "You might want to explain to your mother that you taste in adult toys is to Spencer's Gifts as a Lamborghini is to a Nissan Versa."

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    So the good news is Prey (2017) runs really well under Linux. The bad news is it's built on top of the Crysis engine which gives me instant motion sickness.

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    I've become convinced that pair programming is popular among suits because the mutual chaperonage restores some of the productivity lost when the suits decided to not pay for walls and doors.

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    Responsibility is reminding your co-workers that, productive as you are, Emacs is a lifestyle choice the same way alcoholism is a lifestyle choice.

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    Brb gonna go buy uhhhhh 400 fucking boxes of thinmintz

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    There is just not enough LSD in the world to handle this.

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    Ah. today. Back squat: 12 x 75lb. x 3 Hollow rocks: 20 x 3 Physical therapy: 12 at 15lb x 3; shoulders, front scaps, rows, side scaps, all four rotations.

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    502 words this morning. Slow, hard words. The story is taking a while to come together. I'm hoping this take will be the last.

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    Literally Reagan and his administration — some of whom ARE STILL RUNNING THINGS, guys — destroyed the American economy for anyone who’s not enormously wealthy.

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    "Cholesterol-free" on vegetables is my favorite example of this. Cholesterol is an animal byproduct.

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    I'm researching an immigration-related thing and googled 'ICE interview' and I honestly feel blessed that this turned up instead of pictures of fascists

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    Ben Shapiro says you should have to pass a "knowledge test" to be eligible to vote. Good. If Republicans know their civics as well as they do their Bible, that's an automatic win for Democrats.

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    Count votes on paper ballots. By hand. signed, a software professional

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    I've worked professionally in software for 18 years and I can say with certainty that you should not use software for anything

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    And if you don't participate in monthly training, remedial classes are in Room 101.

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