Ok I’ve decided that the point of life is probably to hang out with your friends
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DO YOU WANT ME TO EAT THE FUCKING TOAST OR NOT?
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do u ever think about how guillermo and nandor are home to each other and the more they push away and leave to find where they “really” belong the more unhappy they become
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Here I sit at my desk, totally burnt out, clinging to my iced coffee like it will fix the tiredness in my soul.
Why must we do this to my heart?
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OFMD S2 LEAKS:
- there will be pirates
- they will be gay
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screaming, crying, throwing up #wwdits
You may have tried to moved on but you cant babess
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baby i’m sorry but you’re still whipped for the over 750 year old vampire warrior
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👀 Sneak a peek at the deepest & sharpest infrared image of the early universe ever taken — all in a day’s work for the Webb telescope. (Literally, capturing it took less than a day!) This is Webb’s first image released as we begin to #UnfoldTheUniverse: nasa.gov/webbfirstimage
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we just all know that IF aziraphale and crowley kiss in season 2 michael sheen won’t shut up about it for the rest of his life not for a second NOBODY will stop him
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"Want to get pregnant?"
Want to suck my dick?
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Thanks for the ill-timed and tasteless targeted ad on Pinterest,
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"Of course, we know that the rapists who come after us may not know their history, and so may not be aware of the decades we spent in the trenches fighting for their rights, but we’ll rest easy knowing we did all we could." theonion.com/kavanaugh-thom
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AOC just called on Biden to open abortion clinics on federal lands “right now”
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Someone: "Boy I sure do love America!"
Me: "... well, I guess the National Parks are pretty nice?"
I just backed L2 Speak: Language Immersion on
The Republican party is a death cult
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NEW from @eklib: A 16-year trans boy tried to kill himself after investigations of families ordered. He was admitted to psych facility. When staff learned he was undergoing hormone therapy, they turned his family in for child abuse texastribune.org/2022/06/08/tra #txlege #tx2022
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happy ronald reagan death day
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oh shit, the NY Times just learned about roommates
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I don’t understand how COVID is still spiking after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened
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Texted my dad to ask if he made it through Texas and he never responded so I guess he was put to death for speeding.
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HOW LONG DID THE CAST KNOW
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Unlike certain politicians I did not wake up covered in anyone’s blood today.
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My town has announced that in light of yesterday's tragedy there will be an increased police presence at the schools.
As a black father I now have two potential threats to be concerned over.
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Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight! For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.
#OurFlagMeansDeath #RenewOurFlagMeansDeath #OFMDfanart
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i love nandermo bc theyre so fucking terrible and perfect for each other. “guillermo deserves better” does he really. mr ‘Inviting his virgin childhood friend to a vampire orgy’ deserves better?
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What if we were Two Gentlemen [pirates] Sharing a Pot of Coffee [tea] Rockwell 1930 uncertain provenance
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A wise woman once said “Your education is something that can never be taken from you.” Educated women should be celebrated!
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I try to not get political on here (and if you unfollow me, whatever) but I am angry that a bunch of old men and one cunt are trying to govern what I can do with my body. If Roe v Wade is overturned, what’s next? People are going to die because of the “Christian” right.
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role reversal au featuring Ed who, in all possible universes, is in love with stede’s specific brand of lunacy #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd
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Browsing Twitter on my work Mac while I use my housemate's PC to create a Windows USB installer to boot my personal PC which just got a new hard drive. 21st century living, folks.
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apologies misha collins on the sexuality
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congrats misha collins on the sexuality
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