I applaud the number of submissions which involve an urgent and indefatigable urge to snack
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According to one of the solutions to Fermi’s Paradox, we haven’t made contact with extra terrestrial life because intelligent life has the tendency to destroy itself. Thanks to you lot I find that solution increasingly convincing.
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I see Daily Mail journos responding to this, so whilst I don’t have a soundcloud link to drop I do want to take this opportunity to say fuck the Daily Mail.
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I’m in a state of perma-cringe from which I expect never to recover. Tell my family I died with honour.
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when i was a child i cut my foot open jumping on a bed (yeah, a soft mattress and duvet). thus ended all glee in my life
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I'm the only person who ever lost at Shadow boxing - dislocated my shoulder, tko.
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You should see the other guy
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Just after we first got Cassie I was taking her for a walk & at one point there was a bit of a hill, so I joyfully ran over it with her - but sadly I tripped and fell, cut open my knee, dropping the lead. Cass was so alarmed that she ran all the way home (me chasing behind)
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’Mercy’ out now. Writes jokes for TV. Do
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