I applaud the number of submissions which involve an urgent and indefatigable urge to snack
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According to one of the solutions to Fermi’s Paradox, we haven’t made contact with extra terrestrial life because intelligent life has the tendency to destroy itself. Thanks to you lot I find that solution increasingly convincing.
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I see Daily Mail journos responding to this, so whilst I don’t have a soundcloud link to drop I do want to take this opportunity to say fuck the Daily Mail.
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I’m in a state of perma-cringe from which I expect never to recover. Tell my family I died with honour.
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Punched myself in the face reading a book.
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I must know how this happened.
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Aspirational lifestyle right there. Without the flames obv.
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