Eleanor Wood (ECW)

@eleanor_wood

Writer, recovering manic pixie dream girl. My memoir STAUNCH (HQ/HarperCollins) is ‘fun & uplifting’ (Cosmo); ‘1 of the 10 best non-fiction books of 2020’ (Red)

Brighton beach
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  1. Tweet fissato
    15 apr 2020

    Small reminder that the amazing Feminist Bookshop will deliver STAUNCH straight to you if you would like to support a small business!

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    3 set

    My inbox is stuffed with people trapped in miserable relationships: 1)Remember what attracts you at the beginning of a relationship will be the thing that repels you at the end 2)Don't have kids with someone you don't like 3)Fancying someone doesn't mean you should procreate

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    I don’t know anyone who wears a suit and carries a briefcase to work and their partner seems to have little idea what they do, just that they pay the mortgage on their house that has bifold doors and a garden in a big city.

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    Pretty much everyone I know (male and female) has an ordinary job and maybe an arty hobby and lives in an ordinary flat.

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    Why do so many books still have hetero couples where the man does some big corporate job and carries a briefcase and they live in a big house in London, while the woman does an arty little-paid job? I know literally zero couples like this.

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    31 ago

    If the criteria is racially assaulting a black woman, sleeping with a few black men, clapping on the 1 & 3, dancing half a second slower than backing dancers on basic dance routines, never making an RnB song or having the vocal range to. Cheryl is the perfect choice

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    17 ago

    😷 | After months of wearing them, people can now finally recycle face masks in Brighton and Hove ♻️ It’s been a long time coming! , , and have teamed up to deliver these new bins. They also recycle lateral flow tests! 📻

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  8. 16 ago

    Thank you SO much to the lovely, inspiring and friendly group for my Creative Non-fiction personal essay class - I don’t teach very often and it makes me nervous but I’m always SO glad I did it! I look forward to reading some amazing memoirs!!!

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  9. 12 ago

    A combination of puppy chewing and jumpy at-home workouts mean I went straight through my elderly kitchen floorboards this morning. (I’m fine. And turns out you can’t be cross about anything while doing a dance to ‘Footloose’.)

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  10. 2 ago

    I read BOY PARTS by in one day this weekend. It’s like if Brett Easton Ellis had ever been to a Tesco Express, or if Promising Young Woman wasn’t shit. Also: really fucking funny. I loved it so much.

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  11. 27 lug

    Like over half of UK households, I don't have a dishwasher. FFS.

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    26 lug

    sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place💋

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    24 lug

    A poem to tell you you’re better than your ex

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    22 lug

    Huge congratulations to with the publication of her masterful After Love today. We had to wait an extra year for this gorgeous sapphic love story about biker chick grim reapers in Brighton (yes you read that right) but it's SOOOOO worth it.

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    15 lug

    Mental health is NOTHING like a broken leg, please stop using this. If you break your leg, can you be dismissed in court, have your freedom taken away, be flagged as a risk, not be able to report crimes, refused referrals to counselling or have your children removed? THINK.

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    13 lug

    The emperor has no clothes, skin, organs, central nervous system, or bones

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  17. 12 lug

    I hope all the nice England team get under a blanket together today and order a pizza with all the sides they want and watch a cosy family film like Three Men and a Little Lady or Sister Act 2

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  18. 8 lug

    The Cat Person thing is weird because people always think everything is about them and it usually isn’t. I mean, in this case it was, but it creates a weird culture and there are a lot of self-centred people out there.

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  19. 4 lug

    Philippa Perry is SO brilliant as the new Observer agony aunt. Just shows how great it is to have a trained professional giving support, rather than narcissist writers who like giving advice.

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  20. 3 lug

    Oh and I forgot I’m meant to be so charmed that Matt Haig wears holey socks when journalists come round. WHAT A GUY!!!!!

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  21. 3 lug

    Dunno what’s more boring, Walliams not reading his own books(LOLZ) or Caitlin Moran congratulating herself on writing such groundbreaking taboo-busting books (really?!!!) despite being SUCH A BUSY MUM. Busier than you. And just better. OK? Yawn yawn fucking yawn.

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