Eldritch Orbiter

@EldritchCleaver

world-renowned orbologist and expert on all things orb-related - author of #5 NYT Bestseller “The Orbnomicon”

The Ministry of Orbs
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2017.

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    4. velj

    With a bit of geomancy, a skilled necromancer may resurrect lost mountains, islands, continents - just recently, a team of secret agents had to stop one from raising Atlantis because his sacrifice would've been Iceland

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    4. velj

    I know many things, and understand some of them.

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  3. 3. velj

    anyway we’re going ahead with the audiobook, still trying to find the right narrator, I jokingly said we should check with David Attenborough, but my agent took me seriously and actually asked him lol. We sent him a copy but I doubt he’ll do it. Said he loves the concept though

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    I don’t promote myself much but might as well plug my book real quick The Orbnomicon is now #5 on the New York Times Bestseller list (new age genre) I’m so excited thank you all for your support! (yes that’s the book cover in the bio, since people keep asking about it )

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  5. 3. velj

    the Bernie camp lashed back quickly, characterizing their campaign promise as “inhumanly disgusting” “a threat to all life on earth, much like the 1%”,, & “but their campaign video is actually kinda cool tho” Target Earth🎯🌍(OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN VIDEO)

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    AP: in a press release earlier today, the A.I. For Lizard’s Party announced their new alliance with the reptilians, along with their logo and campaign slogan. “Our method is science, our target is Earth. We’ll crush the human scum like insects. We canot be stopped. Biden 2020”

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  7. 3. velj

    Actual footage of a Washington Fat Cat burning your money for a Cuban cigar while he and his Socialism for The 1% buddies laugh at you

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  8. 3. velj

    “I like ticks” “Thank you for coming to it tedtawk” UWU

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    3. velj

    "I don't believe that we all should eat squirrels and craft our own doorknobs." vote LIZ2020

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    16. ruj 2018.

    "Where did you get the idea that your work had to be perfect, or even good? Where did you get the idea that you HAD to do ANYTHING, except just live?" --Hermes

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    3. velj

    The words are energies from other dimensions or aliens that travel in a spaceship of language to ignite the unseen.

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  13. 27. sij

    I’m tired of all these large donation candidates. Tired of being caught in the tangle of their lies...

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  14. 21. sij
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