Colin

@elcolin

Soccer fan. Gentrifier. Retweeter of ridiculous nonsense. Not that woke tbh.

Washington, DC
Joined June 2009
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    11 hours ago

    Literally the first thing I encountered in the vicinity of the Cruz/Trump rally was Alex Jones screaming at a pile of shit

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    Oct 19

    First of all how dare you

    China plans to launch an "artificial moon" to light up the night skies
    107 replies 1,723 retweets 15,293 likes
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    Oct 21

    The broke out the soccer celebration today ⚽️

    12 replies 143 retweets 698 likes
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    Oct 16

    Penn Station, a tragedy in four parts: 😭😭😭😭

    81 replies 920 retweets 2,530 likes
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    Oct 17

    Wayne. Freaking. Rooney. 😱 From waayyyyyyyy downtown!

    Rooney scores a banger
    Download the MLS App for more!
    259 replies 4,024 retweets 11,231 likes
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    Oct 11

    A retired Royal Marine suffering from the degenerative Parkinson’s Disease. Watch the moment his world was changed forever after undergoing a life-changing therapy for Parkinson’s using Technology

    5,434 replies 208,506 retweets 470,848 likes
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    Oct 14

    Why does Kid Rock look like Dr. Phil dressed up as Kid Rock

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    Oct 16

    Dennis Hof, a brothel owner who was running for the Nevada state legislature, died in his sleep at one of his brothels after celebrating his 72nd birthday with porn star Ron Jeremy, rapper Flavor Flav and ex-sheriff Joe Arpaio.

    Just arrived on-scene at Love Ranch Vegas. Dennis died quietly in his sleep. Ron Jeremy found him this morning when he went to wake him to go to a meeting in Pahrump. Investigation still going on.
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    Oct 15

    Julian Assange ordered by Ecuador to curb speech, clean bathroom, look after cat if he wants internet

    274 replies 1,044 retweets 2,160 likes
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    Oct 12

    Man run over by lawn mower while trying to kill son with chainsaw

    493 replies 1,267 retweets 1,826 likes
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    Oct 12

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    Oct 9

    A Metro track inspector who falsified reports ahead of a 2016 derailment is getting his job back after an arbitration panel found that Metro instructed inspectors to do exactly what he did

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    Oct 8

    This used to be a town.

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    Sep 29

    So majestic.

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    Sep 27

    Cat being rescued in 🇩🇰 v A cat getting rescued in Russia 🇷🇺

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    Sep 26

    WATCH: This kayaker copped the ultimate slap in the face when a seal flung an octopus at him, in waters off New Zealand.

    5 replies 41 retweets 63 likes
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    Sep 25

    NEW: Washington has seen more than twice as much rain as Seattle and London this year:

    22 replies 124 retweets 158 likes
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    Sep 24

    WTF.

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    Sep 22

    Boy survives being impaled in the head by a meat skewer after falling face-first from a tree house while avoiding a swarm of attacking wasps.

    284 replies 1,504 retweets 4,468 likes
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