Miguel Bloombito

@ElBloombito

El Mayor Emeritús y candidato para el presidente. I speaky the spanish. parody. by:

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Joined August 2011
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  1. May 15

    Chupacabra For Presidente: Que Make America Suck Agaiñ.

    41 retweets 57 likes
  2. May 5

    Soylent taco bowls estan Hispanicos!

    90 retweets 143 likes
  3. May 5

    Taco salad bowls are Mexican the same way Donald Trump is presidential. Dumb white people will eat it up.

    100 retweets 171 likes
  4. May 3

    El Trumpador esta makingo todos los immigrantos que leave. Startingo con el Cruz. Luckilyo Quenada takes los refugees.

    88 retweets 96 likes
  5. May 3

    El Trumpador esta el nominito? El Conventioño Republicoño esta going to be el train wrecko.

    171 retweets 191 likes
  6. Apr 27

    Should yo announcero my picko for presidente de vice? Quenada Cruz announcero his picko y tiene as mucho chancero of being presidente as mi

    104 retweets 157 likes
  7. Apr 20

    Feliz Fouro de Twentyo! No despiseo, legalizeo. Puffo puffo y passo.

    42 retweets 51 likes
  8. Mar 25

    And just when you thought the election couldn't get any more ridiculous, we get the Cuban Mistress Crisis.

    292 retweets 462 likes
  9. Mar 15

    Et tu, blasio?

    29 retweets 52 likes
  10. Mar 7

    Yo soy decidedo to no ruñ para el presidente por que onlyo allowed dos termos.

    415 retweets 372 likes
  11. Mar 3

    Yo soy not sayingo todos los gringos estan extremisto like de Trumpo, pero los moderate gringos que should necesita to condemño el Trumpo.

    84 retweets 86 likes
  12. Mar 1

    Los fans de los Patriotos de Nuevo Englando que like deflatedo ballos. Explains por que Trumpo que won el Massachusettos.

    77 retweets 95 likes
  13. Mar 1

    Feelo el Berno? Vamos to el clinico. Maybe tu tienes un STD or el infectioño de yeasto.

    181 retweets 175 likes
  14. Mar 1

    Supero Tuesdayo estan muy unhealthyo. Soy bañningo it when yo presidente. Mediumo Tuesdayo or el Pequeño Tuesdayo.

    83 retweets 87 likes
  15. Feb 29

    When yo soy presidente, Leapo de Dayo will happeno everyo yearo. No believero en limitos termos for Februaryo.

    73 retweets 99 likes
  16. Feb 27

    Pero que what if el Quenada Cruz estan el killer muerto de zodiac?

    21 retweets 33 likes
  17. Feb 26

    Chris de Christie's brain cellos estan stucko en traffico en el bridgero de Jorge Washingtoño.

    176 retweets 178 likes
  18. Feb 24

    Por que los Republicoños keepo votingo for El Trumpador? Todos los voteros en el Ñevada cacas smokingo el cracko?

    99 retweets 119 likes
  19. Feb 20

    Pobrecito Jebito. Alwayso el bridesmaido, nevero el presidente.

    219 retweets 291 likes
  20. Feb 16

    Presidente Obamba didn't kill muerto Justicero Scalia. Yo soy askedo at el meetingo de los illuminati y they saido no.

    91 retweets 141 likes

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