Elam Bend

@ElamBend

A zero-fucks-given guy can make stuff happen. He came with a voice like thunder, Black Salami a his side.

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    Feb 19

    I've met some other oddball businessmen/slash professionals over the years - I bet others have, too. Anyone want to share?

    Years ago I met a guy who was a free lance video editor. All his equipment was in his van. This was tape editing, mostly for TV. He also did camera work. He was a one man shop. He was apparently good, but was kind of an oddball. He had an apartment, but his van was his real home
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    Oct 13

    "My cat powers up his attacks."

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    51 minutes ago

    BREAKING: Paul Allen, Microsoft co-founder and owner of Seattle Seahawks and Portland Trail Blazers, has died of cancer at age 65, family says -

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    Oct 12

    Jamal Khashoggi's death is a Tragedy; 100,000 Yemeni Deaths is a Statistic

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    Jul 6

    safest phone in China: nokia windows phones. OS is too shitty to install spyware; does not even support WeChat properly; Literally zero support for any of shitty shopping, ridesharing, bikerenting apps; cannot be mugged because no one wants it. plus: takes beautiful photos.

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    Oct 13

    Every political cartoon is bad except this one where Teddy Roosevelt wrestles a Man-Train in front of Uncle Sam, who's super into it

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    Oct 14

    World Mercator Projection

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  8. Oct 13

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    Oct 13

    We had her prepared by a taxidermist and reinstated inside her tomb. (We appreciate this is quite morbid.)

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    Oct 13

    "Of course. Your daddy just has to go back to school a little. He had some strange thoughts, and he wanted other grownups to believe them. It's not right to want others to believe wrong thoughts, is it?"

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    Oct 13

    Speaking of art...I came across this fantastic artist recently... "Loading tin fish" by Georges Schreiber

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  12. Oct 12

    Currently watching Fiddler on the Roof with in laws, had fill of Olivia and black bread, salami and beer, tomorrow:

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  13. Oct 12

    My bro in law is so nerdy, the Golden Ratio is part of his email...yeah, I like him. He also has a LOTR style map her drew for an RPG he made for his friends, he DMs, he gave me a Zweig book he just read

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  14. Oct 12

    I stopped. It made me feel old, lame, and overly referential. Plus 90s SNL sucks

    Gen Xers like me constantly quote/cite Seinfeld, The Simpsons, & mid-90s SNL. What do Millennials quote?
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    Oct 10

    what is this otter doing?

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    Oct 12

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    Oct 12

    The idea that Vox would structure this as a conversation with *Mark Tushnet* of all people (who famously rhapsodized how the Left would be able to use the courts & SCOTUS to "shoot all the survivors" after 2016 b/c he assumed HRC would win) is galling.

    The case for abolishing the Supreme Court
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    Oct 11

    Birds aren't real.

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    Oct 12

    "Journalists and police are salespeople and their commissions are based on fucking up lives" -

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    Oct 11

    My favorite part of the season is watching clueless news outlets hilariously quote people by their Halloween names on Twitter rather than their real ones:

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    Oct 11

    As part of its purge, Facebook has removed the pages of several police accountability/watchdog/critic groups, including Cop Block, the Free Thought Project, and Police the Police. They've also apparently severely restricted activity for the Photography Is Not a Crime page.

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