@elaineinspired

prophecies, epiphanies, profanities.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2008

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 22

    When your whole career you've been told you're being a bitch, then a female boss/mentor tells you that you're assertive & its a good thing.

  2. 24 hours ago

    Current Twitter Profile.

  3. Jun 9

    It just dawned on me that one day they'll stop making Kix cereal and I'll be the old lady in the corner going on about how great Kix was.

  4. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    One of these two men is lying. I wonder if it's the guy who served 3 presidents from 2 parties or the one who said Obama is from Kenya?

  5. Jun 7

    How I feel when I lose like a pound and a half.

  6. Jun 5
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    Don't really understand why American president is more eager to speak out on London terrorism deaths than Portland terrorism deaths.

  8. Jun 3
    Replying to
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    Replying to
  10. Jun 2

    Let the record show that I've always thought Bill Maher was an asshat and a terrible rep for progressives.

  11. Jun 2

    Oh apparently it was donut day but I didn't know cause I don't work in an office anymore thank the lord

  12. Jun 2

    I want to get into Oprah's will to inherit all her glasses.

  13. Retweeted
    May 31

    8 dudes have as much wealth as 4 billion people but yes, the person in front of you in line at the store with food stamps is the problem.

  14. May 31

    How I feel about bitmoji

  15. Retweeted
    May 31

    Modern politics in one chart: Last day of search traffic for Covfefe in red, Paris Agreement in blue.

  16. May 31

    This person has a pretty great job and/or boss. Managers who micromanage take note.

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  17. May 31

    Frankly I'm just angry there's not more jokes about Paulie Roast Beef right now.

  18. Retweeted
    May 31
  19. Retweeted
    May 30

    2017 has been a rough year but this seems excessive

  20. May 31

    Real talk: Trump really loves it when you all obsess over his every word.

  21. May 30

    Do I know anyone going to YxYY?

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