seth keim

@elaborateskeim

I never kid about joking.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    20 Jan 2017

    What I like about Bernie Sanders is that he has one coat.

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  2. 3 hours ago

    Morning ! Whenever you're ready, call or DM me! cc

    Hey just letting you know I’m still available and would be happy to sign for 10 years/$325.00. Can’t provide much power or speed, but intangibles! cc:
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  3. 15 hours ago

    And 5 days into the 2021 season the New York Mets remain winless.

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  4. 15 hours ago

    This is honestly kind of a relief. In this crazy world I need some kind of constant.

    You can change the year, change the roster, change the manager and change the owner... the Mets continue to screw Jacob deGrom
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  5. 23 hours ago

    Does the fleece vest come in the mail with the first Social Security check?

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  6. Apr 5

    Ugh, would love to get a vaccine today but I'm still only 29. Suuuuucks.

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  7. Apr 3

    Sail Away!

    0:06
    Tonight! and are going with that Orinco Flow.
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  8. Apr 2

    Of course, but that wasn't in question. But this is:

    Of course McSteamy still looks good
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  9. Apr 2

    Big news for Head Heads like myself.

    HBO Max Head Of The Class reboot probably big news for guy still real into Head Of The Class
    1 reply 2 likes
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  10. Apr 1

    Mets season didn’t even get as far as the Family Guy joke.

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  11. Mar 31

    This Tweet is referring to me.

    HBO Max Head Of The Class reboot probably big news for guy still real into Head Of The Class
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  12. Mar 31

    Should I watch 'Manchester by the Sea' AGAIN? How many times is too many?

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  13. Mar 30

    Hey just letting you know I’m still available and would be happy to sign for 10 years/$325.00. Can’t provide much power or speed, but intangibles! cc:

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  14. Mar 28

    Digging these deleted scenes from Arrested Development Season 4.

    0:07
    Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) at the U.S.-Mexico border: "Why are 18 senators here? Because it's the biggest issue facing the country in many ways right now."
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  15. Mar 25

    I've never understood how a company could make money letting people borrow their bagels. The interest rates must be steep.

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  16. Mar 24

    I knew Cinnamon Toast Crunch Shrimp guy was full of shit. Those are prawn tails.

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  17. Mar 24

    Thanks for all the kind wishes all! This is an unfortunate setback but I look forward to coming back better and stronger. Cheers Mates!

    Andy Murray has withdrawn from the with a left groin injury. Come back stronger, ! 💪
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  18. Mar 22

    And for those of you who have asked, yes, this Tweet will be included.

    Pleased to announce that all my Snyder Cut tweets will be collected in one handsome hardbound edition, available for pre-order this Friday!
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  19. Mar 22

    Pleased to announce that all my Snyder Cut tweets will be collected in one handsome hardbound edition, available for pre-order this Friday!

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  20. Mar 20

    Hate myself for trying to avoid Synder Cut spoilers.

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  21. Mar 19

    I'm more interested in the Schneider Lens cut.

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