An earthquake story. Me, sleeping: Earth: DOIN A SHAKE Me: Alexa, make it stop. Alexa: I didn't understand what you just said. Me: What the fuck do I pay you for?
Replying to @candacerthomas
Did you account for holiday pay? C’mon.
11:35 AM - 4 Jul 2019
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