ekzeb

@ekzeb

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  1. Retweeted
    Apr 7

    You can tell this man is a software engineer by his choice of logging library.

    This guy is a software engineer, you can tell by his awesome estimation skills
    6 replies 54 retweets 98 likes
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    Mar 31

    I don't know, this never gets old...

    11 replies 549 retweets 1,259 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Mar 2

    It's dangerous for an organization to become so established that normal people want to work there.

    33 replies 227 retweets 507 likes
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    1 Nov 2016

    I wish people spent at least 1% of the effort they put in criticising sbt, in opening issues and reasoning with us on how to improve it.

    24 replies 60 retweets 131 likes
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    28 Oct 2016

    Dear , Please release a 32gb MacBook Pro option with the classic function keys. Yours sincerely, All developers everywhere.

    81 replies 1,101 retweets 1,321 likes
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    4 Oct 2016

    Snippet from my keynote today. Why back-pressure/flow control matters: A fast system should not overload a slow system. :-)

    3 replies 108 retweets 100 likes
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    6 Sep 2016

    "The moment their ability to change and improve things is removed they begin to hate their jobs"

    1 reply 40 retweets 49 likes
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    7 Aug 2016

    Folks, remember that when Agile & Scrum rightly go down in flames, I was one of the first to fire a bullet.

    5 replies 76 retweets 134 likes
  9. Retweeted
    12 Jul 2016

    Good to know I wasn't the only one that felt that way; 4 lyf!

    3 replies 5 retweets 21 likes
  10. Retweeted
    26 Jun 2016
    Replying to

    Queues do not improve throughput. Queues do not improve end-to-end latency. Queues *do* improve capacity when load is variable.

    3 replies 81 retweets 127 likes
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    9 May 2016

    Duck Typing original source:

    2 replies 86 retweets 80 likes
  12. Retweeted
    29 Apr 2016

    The German way of naming things vehicle = Fahrzeug = driving stuff plane = Flugzeug = flying stuff lighter = Feuerzeug = fire stuff

    56 replies 1,820 retweets 2,789 likes
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    6 Mar 2016

    Oh my God the amount of typing required for Java. How easy it is to forget!

    7 replies 9 retweets 30 likes
  14. Retweeted
    10 Feb 2016

    No even with 50% off, this it is not worth anyone's money

    4 replies 22 retweets 42 likes
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    12 Dec 2014

    Apparently, a sufficient number of puppies can explain any computer science concept. Here we have multithreading:

    164 replies 10,889 retweets 6,792 likes
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    22 Aug 2015

    OMG this is the greatest GIF ever, anyone know the source?

    188 replies 8,652 retweets 7,737 likes
  17. Retweeted
    11 Aug 2015

    Fixing a bug in production

    155 replies 8,061 retweets 4,801 likes
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    19 May 2015

    This gotta be the wildest GIF on Twitter...

    473 replies 47,077 retweets 39,199 likes
  19. Retweeted
    6 Apr 2014

    Stuck for a name for your band? Type nonsense into your iPhone text box and let autocorrect work its magic.

    306 replies 6,509 retweets 5,895 likes

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