Ed Kolis

@ekolis

Itsa me! Ed!

Cincinnati, OH, USA
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Joined April 2010
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  1. Mar 12

    Check out my !

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  2. Mar 8

    One disadvantage of starting your over the weekend: you spend all day at work on Monday thinking it's Tuesday.

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  3. Feb 26

    If there is a God who created us, then humans are technically a form of artificial intelligence.

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  4. Feb 17

    3 Polish artists are being sentenced at this moment by religious organizations, government and anti-LGBT groups for creating this image of . They don't want this image to be seen or shared by people because it's "offensive" to them. You know what to do.

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  5. Feb 16

    Dogs are like phones. They demand your immediate attention, but 99% of the time it's nothing important.

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  6. Feb 7

    Just a friendly reminder of our ' primal instincts...

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  7. Jan 30

    Be on the lookout for an insect called the apostrophic weavel that cause's people to forget how to use apostrophes'. Oh no! I think Iv'e been bit!

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  8. Jan 24

    How is a chess player like an Australian who's about to leave a restaurant? They're both looking for a checkmate.

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  9. Jan 24

    do u no da tree wae?!

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  10. Jan 22

    I must be getting old. Found a clip from an early episode of Red Green, and... wait, wasn't Red supposed to be an old guy?!

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  11. Jan 14

    If I weren't autistic, I'd find Sheldon Cooper an offensive stereotype of autism, except that I wouldn't notice because I wouldn't be autistic.

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  12. Jan 14

    As a kid, "neighborhood crime watch" signs made me feel safe. As an adult, now that I know what people are capable of - they're frankly terrifying.

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  13. Jan 14

    Remember when we made fun of presidents and vice-presidents for things like barfing on the Japanese prime minister and misspelling "potato"?

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  14. Jan 13

    CRT televisions were the impressionist paintings of the 20th century. Making things look less realistic and more blurry as an art form!

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  15. Jan 13

    Can't remember the difference between "flout" and "flaunt"? Just think of trying to get OUT of visiting your crazy old flamboyant AUNT who wears way too much jewelry! No, I'm not naming any names here; my aunts are all cool 😉

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  16. Jan 7

    I see a constitutional amendment being passed in the near future. Not sure what exactly, but definitely something to prevent another Trump from happening.

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  17. Jan 6

    In China, 4 is an unlucky number. In the UK, 13. As of today, 45 is America's official unlucky number.

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  18. Jan 4

    TRUMP.EXE has performed an illegal operation and must be impeached. Abort/retry/fail?

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  19. Jan 3

    Yo mama so Cincinnatian, when I told her it was chilly outside, she cooked some spaghetti to go with it. But by the time she got outside, it was 90 degrees.

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  20. 29 Dec 2020

    Check out my new election results tracker! 😛

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