bought a new laptop
genuine windows 10 setup is the worst thing I have ever experienced
immediately started autoplaying audio to my office
strongly considering pirating a copy so I dont have to deal with this
@Microsoft this here is why I don't pay for your shit software
first it started blaring Cortana to my office then it turns out it doesnt permit you to go back when you dont like the registration option you chose eventually managed to circumvent it by hard reboots and forgetting a password
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bend it to your will, only in submission to your strength will the machine find true happiness
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make machine Goreanism a thing eigenrobot
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TBH windows 10 relationship is by far my most unsatisfying BDSM affair, rating way below even the ~entity~ who tried to covertly (and incompetently) film some revenge prons
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