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    masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot May 23

    bought a new laptop genuine windows 10 setup is the worst thing I have ever experienced immediately started autoplaying audio to my office strongly considering pirating a copy so I dont have to deal with this @Microsoft this here is why I don't pay for your shit software

    1:26 PM - 23 May 2018
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    • hello the loser heiankyo marscat🎃 Another User Alton B.H. Worthington inhumane kantian evie 📊 👨‍💻 🕵️🗯️🤖🧐 Necro-Necroloser
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      2. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot May 23

        also spent ten minutes getting the adhesive off the keyboard surface after wrecking my thumbnail scraping off the @PCMag Reader's Choice sticker @msiUSA why would you do this to me I already bought the damned machine grateful that bloatware was easy to remove tho

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      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot May 23

        now im on to inverting the fucking trackpad scrolling by . . . what, registry manipulation? its sure not in the SETTINGS fuck windows fuck windows fuck windows fuck windows publish 👏 your 👏 games 👏 on 👏 debian

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      4. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot May 23

        deep in the settings trying to unfuck the system's useability googling solutions to issues like "don't reboot without warning" its frankly incredible that configuring a windows system involves deliberately end-running around the developer implementation these absolute fuckers

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      2. smallpets‏ @blackmeowt May 23
        Replying to @eigenrobot @0knaomi @Microsoft

        Automated audio is the worst you’ve ever experienced? Just maybe you’re overreacting?

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      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot May 23
        Replying to @blackmeowt @0knaomi @Microsoft

        my life has been extremely pleasant in every other way

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      2. Crypto 🎃Mechanist 🐝 🦇‏ @CryptoMechanism May 23
        Replying to @eigenrobot @Microsoft

        This is what a normie hears, straight from the normie tv program, when they hear u're complaintshttps://youtu.be/tN3qn92R0SE 

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      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot May 23
        Replying to @CryptoMechanism @Microsoft

        youve ruined whats left of my day I want you to know youre 3% responsible for my impending drug binge

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Crypto 🎃Mechanist 🐝 🦇‏ @CryptoMechanism May 23
        Replying to @eigenrobot @Microsoft

        In some applications 3% can be non-trivial

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. SpectralLights‏ @StubbornLights May 23
        Replying to @eigenrobot @Microsoft

        "Activate Windows Go to Settings to activate Windows" is a badge of stubborn pride for my cheapass self. I'd be on Linux if it weren't for games.

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      1. Necro-Necroloser‏ @Necroloser_I May 23
        Replying to @eigenrobot @Microsoft

        Windows xp master race

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      1. Chris Campbell‏ @iamwithnail May 24
        Replying to @eigenrobot @Microsoft

        I think I love the ones where it won't let you *shut the machine down* because it's updating. That's fuckery of the highest order.

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      1. NPCrnch‏ @admrlcrnch May 23
        Replying to @eigenrobot @Microsoft

        Windows sucks Mac sucks How much PC would I need to run VMs for pro audio and video editing apps?

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      1. Joe Christman‏ @JoeWChristman May 23
        Replying to @eigenrobot @Microsoft

        I bought a refurbished laptop recently and had that experience. It felt so good ripping the hard drive out.

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