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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 9 Apr 2018

      man okay high rn is it just me or did a half dozen wacky stories just drop all at once on a monday afternoon too dang things seem unusually crazy to you guys or is it just the drugs and sleep deprivation

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 9 Apr 2018

      i think my favorite one so far is the one where his lawyers threatened the president of panama

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 9 Apr 2018

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 9 Apr 2018

      A lioness hath whelped in the streets; And graves have yawn'd, and yielded up their dead; Fierce fiery warriors fought upon the clouds, In ranks and squadrons and right form of war, Which drizzled blood upon the Capitol;

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 9 Apr 2018

      The noise of battle hurtled in the air, Horses did neigh, and dying men did groan, And ghosts did shriek and squeal about the streets.

      6:04 PM - 9 Apr 2018
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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 9 Apr 2018

          O M G i hope they stab him to death on the senate floor not because trump w/e that guy but forever after caesar and trump would be mentioned in the same sentence and i cannot imagine a bigger dis from the future

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 10 Apr 2018

          stone sober and I still love this idea, what a way to posthumously own julius caesar >wikipedia dot org list of imperial executives stabbed to death on a senate floor (two entries)

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