i think my favorite one so far is the one where his lawyers threatened the president of panama
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A lioness hath whelped in the streets; And graves have yawn'd, and yielded up their dead; Fierce fiery warriors fought upon the clouds, In ranks and squadrons and right form of war, Which drizzled blood upon the Capitol;
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The noise of battle hurtled in the air, Horses did neigh, and dying men did groan, And ghosts did shriek and squeal about the streets.
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O M G i hope they stab him to death on the senate floor not because trump w/e that guy but forever after caesar and trump would be mentioned in the same sentence and i cannot imagine a bigger dis from the future
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stone sober and I still love this idea, what a way to posthumously own julius caesar >wikipedia dot org list of imperial executives stabbed to death on a senate floor (two entries)
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I just saw a whole flock of birds fly away and the neighborhood dogs are all howling. Stay frosty.
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really, huh, i haven't been online all day
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i had no idea, too busy working
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Little more than usual, yes.
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I was literally just having this thought
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God deemed that the Syrian chemical weapons attack and its aftermath last year was too bland, so, for the anniversary, God commissioned another one but seasoned it with plenty of other spicy stories.
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It isn’t just you, I might have a drink tonight.
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no its completely insane
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