stoned just threatened a drunk drug dealer with a baseball bat hows your evening going
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this was actually a pretty interesting experience in retrospect I think the drunk guy was trying to *buy* drugs from another guy in a minivan and the deal was going Poorly when I got outside and asked what was going on I had expected to see someone getting curbstomped. in fact,
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the guy in the van was obviously exasperated, and even more so when the drunk turned around and started moving toward me, asking if I was actually going to hit him with the bat minivan guy: "why you gotta be like this dude"
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lessons: 1. major difference between having a weapon in hand and being ready to use it 2. keeping ones distance from a belligerent opponent is super important 3. modal underclass member way more used to exercising aggression than I am
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4. I am in one of the most central + heavily-patrolled neighborhoods in Seattle, less than half a mile from a precinct station. I was on the phone w/ 911 the whole time. Cops never showed up.pic.twitter.com/qbcwQGhw5z
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Replying to @eigenrobot
Move maybe? This doesn't happen in Capitol Hill, at least where I'm at.
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it's a problem particular to this specific corner I think :/
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