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    1. ALL CAPS BOSS‏ @turrible_tao Mar 14

      in high school I would fantasize about politically organizing the student body to get all uppity and ruin everything but I assumed they werent brave enough and I wouldnt reach critical mass

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    2. ALL CAPS BOSS‏ @turrible_tao Mar 14

      one time had teacher who was the worst teacher I ever had in my life she looked like danny devito in a wig and rolled around a cart and I bought this thing that releases loud beep at random intervals that is supposed to drive ppl crazy and we stuck it under her cart

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    3. ALL CAPS BOSS‏ @turrible_tao Mar 14

      the teacher whos room it was saw us do it, but silently nodded and said nothing and never ratted us out, and it disrupted the class ruined everything and grinded things to a hault, everyone talked about it and the ppl who heard it was me gave me high fives

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    4. ALL CAPS BOSS‏ @turrible_tao Mar 14

      I told teacher who had to teach the same stuff as her taught the other half of our year and had to deal with her the most and he thanked me, everyone thought it was great and awesome and she deserved it

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    5. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 14
      Replying to @turrible_tao

      I once developed a scheme to bankrupt the school lunch program

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      masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 14
      Replying to @eigenrobot @turrible_tao

      I was angry about ketchup rationing at the time

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        1. the ham dangler (sexy neckbeard grower)‏ @AbsurdNihilism Mar 14
          Replying to @eigenrobot @turrible_tao

          back in my day we had so much ketchup they were making it in different colors. An abomination Big Science developed to get back at god.

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        1. prop op‏ @ProperOpinion Mar 14
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