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    1. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 12

      pretty irate about @fitbit not permitting calorie surplus plans in their app feel swoleshamed tbh

      1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
    2. Autumnal Misha‏ @drethelin Feb 13
      Replying to @eigenrobot @fitbit

      Don’t count calories, just GOMAD

      2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
    3. nyuutsu‏ @shroomwaview Feb 13
      Replying to @drethelin @eigenrobot @fitbit

      trynna get someone lazy & underweight to get swole with me is making them drink milk more than just a meme?

      2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
    4. Autumnal Misha‏ @drethelin Feb 13
      Replying to @shroomwaview @eigenrobot @fitbit

      I mean you could replace it with a jar of peanut butter a day or something but Milk has relatively good macros and a gallon is giving you over-base calories before anything else. It's just a way to super-simplify it so you don't have to think about what to eat.

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    5. Autumnal Misha‏ @drethelin Feb 13
      Replying to @drethelin @shroomwaview and

      At least for me one of the hardest things about trying to change weight is keeping track of every single thing you eat and having to constantly decide stuff, so prepackaged known-calorie things are super helpful.

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      masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 13
      Replying to @drethelin @shroomwaview @fitbit

      I think I make it easy by taking it too far. I have about six or seven standard meals I've programmed into my app, and I tend not to eat anything else because logging it would be a pain (and I don't have the ingredients around anyway)

      10:57 AM - 13 Feb 2018
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        2. Autumnal Misha‏ @drethelin Feb 13
          Replying to @eigenrobot @shroomwaview @fitbit

          "easy"

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        3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 13
          Replying to @drethelin @shroomwaview @fitbit

          don't have to exercise self-control if your environment contains no temptation :rollsafe:

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        4. nyuutsu‏ @shroomwaview Feb 13
          Replying to @eigenrobot @drethelin @fitbit

          third terrible norm my family engages in: "it's important to keep a lot of shitty food around"

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        5. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Feb 13
          Replying to @shroomwaview @drethelin @fitbit

          my buddy is a wreck because his wife insists on keeping an entire cabinet bursting with candy major flash point in their marriage

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        6. Autumnal Misha‏ @drethelin Feb 13
          Replying to @eigenrobot @shroomwaview @fitbit

          The way I handle this is to mostly stock carbs that my gf likes but I don't care for

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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