can't we do all of the above
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be careful what you wish for society was actually wasteland before the advent of widely-available porn you think young guys are bad now but imagine when they couldnt shut themselves away to masturbate in peace horny deranged teen boys shedding hormones everywhere smh
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something something conservation of wickedness :)
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worth it future generations will be in awe of our sacrifice
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Broke: Complaining that Musk shot a roadster into space instead of (random philanthropy people would still yell about) Bespoke: Complaining that Musk shot a roaster into space instead of an equivalent mass of bluechecks, actualfa, and tankies
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"What's in the trunk?" "Ah, uh, it's kind of, um, hard to explain, Officer...."
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Alternatively, a Pigovian tax on bluechecks (per capita, per tweet, per like, or per retweet) to pay down the national debt
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