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    1. sol‏ @fire__exit Jan 17

      sol Retweeted sol

      this was a meme but i actually slept well last night, i did laundry today but think i'll try this again tonighthttps://twitter.com/fire__exit/status/953545925296869376 …

      sol added,

      sol @fire__exit
      sleeping with three raw pillows
      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    2. regret maximizer‏ @teleonomist Jan 18
      Replying to @fire__exit

      this is a dangerous path

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    3. sol‏ @fire__exit Jan 19
      Replying to @teleonomist

      i'm doing it again!! third day -- three is a magic number. what may happen?

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    4. regret maximizer‏ @teleonomist Jan 19
      Replying to @fire__exit

      pillows become intrinsically gross much faster, sleeping face-first in raw pillow shocks microbiome and permanently lowers your holistic disgust tolerance. gateway to alienating slovenliness

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    5. aidan longworth coyne 🏡 🔕 ☀️‏ @raptros_ Jan 19
      Replying to @teleonomist @fire__exit

      and also acne joke: raw pillow woke: clean pillowcases every night

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    6. sol‏ @fire__exit Jan 19
      Replying to @raptros_ @teleonomist

      lol these aren't for my head

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    7. regret maximizer‏ @teleonomist Jan 20
      Replying to @fire__exit @raptros_

      😨

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    8. sol‏ @fire__exit Jan 20
      Replying to @teleonomist @raptros_

      if only you knew the pillow's power

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    9. crab_traveler‏ @blue_traveler Jan 20
      Replying to @fire__exit @teleonomist @raptros_

      Fuck is a raw pillow

      2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 20
      Replying to @blue_traveler @fire__exit and

      When you fuck the pillow without a condom

      12:39 AM - 20 Jan 2018
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      • Autumnal Misha aidan longworth coyne🏡🔕☀️ sol crab_traveler Utility Monster Girl
      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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        2. crab_traveler‏ @blue_traveler Jan 20
          Replying to @eigenrobot @fire__exit and

          Sounds mighty risky

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. sol‏ @fire__exit Jan 20
          Replying to @blue_traveler @eigenrobot and

          yes this is how beds get made

          0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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