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    1. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 4

      happy to report that mopping is surprisingly pleasant work I mean not "happy," I was thinking about that while I was mopping but it was kind of satisfying and gave me some time to drift in my thoughtstream

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      masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 4

      in other news, thought of a new scam to heat my apartment hot water heater is communal, so why not fill the tub with hot water and just let it reach equilibrium with the rest of the apartment unfortunately this isn't as fast a process as I might like, water still warm after 4h

      10:10 PM - 4 Jan 2018
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        2. = 金 =‏ @_ChadwickKim Jan 4
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          this isn't your new plan. i told you i was going to do this a few hours ago. you're a fraud!

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 4
          Replying to @_ChadwickKim

          you did? fuck

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        4. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 4
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          masquerobot Retweeted = 金 =

          NOT THE SAMEhttps://twitter.com/thymological/status/949107958188720130 …

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          = 金 = @_ChadwickKim
          Replying to @eigenrobot
          in your honor, i'm going to flood the bathtub. maybe my landlord will bring me some oban.
          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        5. = 金 =‏ @_ChadwickKim Jan 4
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          i'll see you in twitter court

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        2. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 4
          Replying to @CravingApathy

          I actually have a gas oven and tried using it to get the place warm last night, but I think we broke a control module in the back during the fire hits maybe 200F and then errors out

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        4. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 4
          Replying to @CravingApathy

          space heater would prevent me from mining bitcoin, I have a cat but space limitations prevent more could throw a party and that would actually work well, I'd considered that tbh unfortunately place is still a mess after the fire and unfit for guests

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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        2. Adam Davidson‏ @twitsshits Jan 4
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I like your zeal

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        3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 4
          Replying to @twitsshits

          hand to god efficiency in household temperature management is my realest compulsion

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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        2.  ☠NativismIsRacism ☠ 🏴‏ @M_Cookchin Jan 6
          Replying to @eigenrobot @KillerMartinis

          Throw a party. Figure 400 btus or less person.

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        3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 6
          Replying to @M_Cookchin @KillerMartinis

          masquerobot Retweeted masquerobot

          had considered actually! great minds etchttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/949162637610242050 …

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          masquerobot @eigenrobot
          Replying to @CravingApathy
          space heater would prevent me from mining bitcoin, I have a cat but space limitations prevent more could throw a party and that would actually work well, I'd considered that tbh unfortunately place is still a mess after the fire and unfit for guests
          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        4.  ☠NativismIsRacism ☠ 🏴‏ @M_Cookchin Jan 6
          Replying to @eigenrobot @KillerMartinis

          Closing off a single room and using a space heater there works wonders too.Gotta adjust how you utilize your space for a bit though.

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        2. Windypundit‏ @windypundit Jan 4
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          There’s technology to improve the convection rate: http://www.viranculture.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/radiator-problem.jpg …

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jan 4
          Replying to @windypundit

          it's in a big steel(?) claw tub, surface area can't be that much lower :D

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        4. Windypundit‏ @windypundit Jan 4
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          A friend of mine heated her apartment during a power failure using approximately 50 tealight candles in disposable metal cans. Although I’m guessing that’s not efficient on a $/BTU basis.

          0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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        1. sol‏ @fire__exit Jan 4
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          i did this to cool an apartment once

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