anyone need some condoms, have 11 I don't expect I'll ever use send me your address and I'll mail em
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Replying to @bitemyapp
itts the worst something did not intend it like that read another way its p bleak
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Replying to @eigenrobot @bitemyapp
oh man I read it as a humblebrag, are things ok? are you going to become a monk and take a vow of chastity?
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Replying to @hikikomorphism @bitemyapp
oh yeah things are great I mean I'm just married you know which didn't seem like bragging? it's awesome just you know not boasting material "whoa dudes check me out I'm in a conventionally happy stable relationship" idk
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Replying to @eigenrobot @hikikomorphism
Putting you on my “cannot take a tease in the spirit intended” list
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Replying to @bitemyapp @hikikomorphism
its pretty much early onset dementia and dad jokes here on out
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