this is the worst humblebrag
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itts the worst something did not intend it like that read another way its p bleak
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oh man I read it as a humblebrag, are things ok? are you going to become a monk and take a vow of chastity?
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oh yeah things are great I mean I'm just married you know which didn't seem like bragging? it's awesome just you know not boasting material "whoa dudes check me out I'm in a conventionally happy stable relationship" idk
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Putting you on my “cannot take a tease in the spirit intended” list
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its pretty much early onset dementia and dad jokes here on out
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really intriguing how "I'll never use these condoms" is either super sad or very wholesome, nothing in-between
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possibly extremely evil too
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When's the baby shower?
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I didn't put this together then I saw all the replies. Good for you dude.
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Thanks hoss :)
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Congrats?! Maybe?!
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I mean more or less you know just the usual :)
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For each condom: Draw a unique face on it Blow it up Give it a unique voice, personality, & backstory Then:pic.twitter.com/O6yk7cByOf
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I know that feel robot friend. hang in there.
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Going raw may produce some unexpected results
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