I have never had a paternity test but I am optimistic about the odds of illegitimacy
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You call them bunny ears? They're horns here, and with more awkward implications https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/cornuto
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Heh close, but index and middle fingers instead. You know, Vee for Victory
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No, we use those fingers too; the devil's horns sign is something else
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I wonder if this is anything like playing cards, where we use French suits



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Oooh, tarot suits, yes?
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Hard (? Impossible?) to judge these things from the outside but that doesn't seem that bad. Is there some intenuating circumstance?
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Oh just like You're meeting my betrothed's kin for the first time, I share half your chromosomes You're a grown man Don't embarrass me :(
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I want to marry your dad
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What if you displaced him as patriarch instead
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The rabbit ears would be unceasing and merciless
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