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    1. Claric‏ @io_claric 1 Sep 2017
      Replying to @eigenrobot @fire__exit @browserdotsys

      I mean the sad part is women throwing away 20 years relship with a beta for 2 minutes with Chad and being lonely wrecks for rest of life

      2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
    2. maskirovbot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Sep 2017
      Replying to @io_claric @fire__exit @browserdotsys

      im pretty sure women are more complicated than that and this model maybe says more about male ideas re: intrasexual competition

      2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
    3. Claric‏ @io_claric 1 Sep 2017
      Replying to @eigenrobot @fire__exit @browserdotsys

      I'm pretty sure women are more complicated but still built on this substrate

      3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
    4. hikikomorphism 🏝 🛰️‏ @hikikomorphism 1 Sep 2017
      Replying to @io_claric @eigenrobot and

      it's basically just the hedonic treadmill but wrt sex, right?

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    5. Claric‏ @io_claric 1 Sep 2017
      Replying to @hikikomorphism @eigenrobot and

      not really, it's more like an indelible high water mark

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    6. Claric‏ @io_claric 1 Sep 2017
      Replying to @io_claric @hikikomorphism and

      the difference btwn height that mark gets set at & what you can reasonably expect to bag, multiplied by lifespan, is amount of suffering

      2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
    7. ALL CAPS BOSS‏ @turrible_tao 1 Sep 2017
      Replying to @io_claric @hikikomorphism and

      its like vague ooomph they will never match again also the ooomph was maybe in their head and fake a certain amount

      1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
    8. ALL CAPS BOSS‏ @turrible_tao 1 Sep 2017
      Replying to @turrible_tao @io_claric and

      its not as heavy an effect as ppl make it out to be but its a thing

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    9. maskirovbot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Sep 2017
      Replying to @turrible_tao @io_claric and

      I mean do you have that tho pretty sure I don't and ive seen some Shit

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    10. ALL CAPS BOSS‏ @turrible_tao 1 Sep 2017
      Replying to @eigenrobot @io_claric and

      do I have what?

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      maskirovbot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Sep 2017
      Replying to @turrible_tao @io_claric and

      "this past lady was awesome and ill never match that again and so ill never be happy in this relationship"

      10:44 PM - 1 Sep 2017
      3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        2. ALL CAPS BOSS‏ @turrible_tao 1 Sep 2017
          Replying to @eigenrobot @io_claric and

          the male equiv would be if you were w/ crazy crazy crazy hot girl and then dated meh girls the rest of ur life?

          2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
        3. hikikomorphism 🏝 🛰️‏ @hikikomorphism 1 Sep 2017
          Replying to @turrible_tao @eigenrobot and

          tbh it sounds like the equivalent is u date a crazy hot girl who does this thing w/ her finger w/o asking & u never ask anyone else to do it

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
        4. ALL CAPS BOSS‏ @turrible_tao 1 Sep 2017
          Replying to @hikikomorphism @eigenrobot and

          ehhhhhh

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
        5. hikikomorphism 🏝 🛰️‏ @hikikomorphism 1 Sep 2017
          Replying to @turrible_tao @eigenrobot and

          sounds like 9/10 of this would be solved if some chicks just told their beta husbands they wanted to do something a bit more primal

          2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        6. sol‏ @fire__exit 1 Sep 2017
          Replying to @hikikomorphism @turrible_tao and

          chicks are too low t

          3 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
        7. sol‏ @fire__exit 1 Sep 2017
          Replying to @fire__exit @hikikomorphism and

          (unironic)

          0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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        2. Siberian Fox‏ @SilverVVulpes 1 Sep 2017
          Replying to @eigenrobot @turrible_tao and

          that may be a thing until crippling loneliness kills it

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        3. know nothing‏ @robvfour 1 Sep 2017
          Replying to @SilverVVulpes @eigenrobot and

          Awww foxy go get a qt commie gf, crazier the better. You can pass the ideological turing test necessary to complete this task.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        4. Siberian Fox‏ @SilverVVulpes 1 Sep 2017
          Replying to @robvfour @eigenrobot and

          My only relationship started in a way so contrived I don't know how to do this but I would like to be the less crazy one at least once

          0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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        1. ALL CAPS BOSS‏ @turrible_tao 1 Sep 2017
          Replying to @eigenrobot @io_claric and

          also no I dont have anything I dont exist

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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