Last night at a party someone confessed to opposing use of the Oxford comma Just how he was raised, he said What followed was a masssacre
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The collected attendees spent the next half hour explaining why his way was wrong and bad I am ashamed to say my hands are not clean here
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He agreed with the comma's clarifying utility in each circumstance we raised, but politely insisted on his ingrained anti-comma aesthetic
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Nevertheless, we persisted Bombarding him with incredulity and outrage in his own home . . .
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From guilt for what I've done, and fear-- fear of what we humans are-- fear of what I'm capable of-- I will not sleep well tonight. fin
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