*toddler picks up food tray* *toddler dumps granola and black beans all over floor* *toddler looks back, making world-weary sigh*
Replying to @ZachWeiner
dad carries screaming tot through house. tot swipes cheese from mom's plate, chews, spits on dad. "NOT BE IN PAPA'S CHEESY ARMS"
5:45 PM - 17 May 2016
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