there’s only one way to solve this for certain someone has to marry her
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Replying to @__frye @OneEyedAlpaca and
this brings us back to the original problem
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Replying to @__frye @OneEyedAlpaca and
I will now make it the weirdest possible thing by suggesting she marry my son. ~fin~
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Replying to @DistractedAnna @__frye and
it occcurs to me that this is actually a loophole for us olds. were absolutely socially permitted to play yenta and the kids just have to deal with it. i am here for this
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Replying to @eigenrobot @__frye and
It is truly the best and I’m just saying my son is also 19 and has dimples
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Replying to @DistractedAnna @__frye and
we need to start mapping out all the young single kids and meet in a conference room to strategize about how to bundle them off two by two on tasteful dates
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Replying to @eigenrobot @DistractedAnna and
caroline's son is approximate age too... hmm
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Replying to @OneEyedAlpaca @eigenrobot and
ok Caroline's son and Anna's sons are in, we'll need a few more to make a proper competition bracket of this
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Replying to @_holyweather @OneEyedAlpaca and
who gets to marry eel tournament?
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@selentelechia this is real now
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Replying to @eigenrobot @cheascake and
this feels like will exacerbate the original problem
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Replying to @xvrqt @eigenrobot and
I have a rule that if the only negative consequences are at me but it's also funny then it's fine
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