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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Nov 16

    if you had a time machine but were restricted from using it to meaningfully change the course of the past what would you do. i would 1. get soma and silphium 2. solve various historical mysteries 3. kidnap famous ppl from their deathbeds and take them to the future

    8:46 PM - 16 Nov 2021
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    • CRPTO UXERI James Stuber (44/100 🎥) електровiвця Radagast 🌋 dune knight June "Wakalix", 💎 𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪 𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪 𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪 𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪 𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪 Michael Allen Moore Mrs C 🍂
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      1. tetzelny‏ @tetzelny Nov 16
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        sell it to a teen

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      1. A Damned American‏ @ThatdamAmerican Nov 16
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        if I sell the time machine to someone important in history does that count as changing the course of history myself, or is it now on their hands

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      1. Starfish Who Just Wants To Grill‏ @IRHotTakes Nov 16
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        would making myself modestly more successful not violate the rules seeing how the broader course of human history would be almost entirely unchanged not like, me becoming a billionaire, but like... maybe make a few better life choices, ask that girl out, etc.

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      1. Andrew Stratelates  ⚓ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ☦️ Trad Anglican‏ @AStratelates Nov 16
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        Use it to gather climatology data.

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      1. Scott Hansen‏ @Lithros Nov 16
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        I would leave notes for myself with advice for how to behave in bizarre situations on specific named dates that I know didn't actually happen. this would inoculate me from being deceived by advice from any malicious time travelers

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      1. ᓚᘏᗢ‏ @xvrqt Nov 16
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        change the course of the future or at least travel to the future and see if the problems are still fundamentally human or non recognizable so I can adjust my philosophy accordingly

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      2. acid shill‏ @acidshill Nov 16
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        leave messages in weird places

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      3. acid shill‏ @acidshill Nov 16
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        buncha ‘gilroy was here’ in places archaeologists won’t uncover until after you get back

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      2. Corn Woman  🌽‏ @WomanCorn Nov 16
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Make a copy of the Library of Alexandria right before it was burned.

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      3. Corn Woman  🌽‏ @WomanCorn Nov 16
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        Oh, and a personal change:https://twitter.com/WomanCorn/status/1413308424587292674?t=virjsiibdkIo8a5Ku6MN8w&s=19 …

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        They had invented a way to send text messages to the past. It seemed like a worthless toy, but then I got one: "the baby is breech."
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