sell it to a teen
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if I sell the time machine to someone important in history does that count as changing the course of history myself, or is it now on their hands
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would making myself modestly more successful not violate the rules seeing how the broader course of human history would be almost entirely unchanged not like, me becoming a billionaire, but like... maybe make a few better life choices, ask that girl out, etc.
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Use it to gather climatology data.
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I would leave notes for myself with advice for how to behave in bizarre situations on specific named dates that I know didn't actually happen. this would inoculate me from being deceived by advice from any malicious time travelers
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change the course of the future or at least travel to the future and see if the problems are still fundamentally human or non recognizable so I can adjust my philosophy accordingly
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leave messages in weird places
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buncha ‘gilroy was here’ in places archaeologists won’t uncover until after you get back
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Make a copy of the Library of Alexandria right before it was burned.
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